We here at MichaelRookerOnline would like to wish Rooker a Very Happy Birthday today!

Now to the rest of you…

LAME!

The only person not lazy enough to submit a design for the birthday art contest was Kim S. (aka, @TenderloinBaby) who submitted ALL of the designs! Guess what, Kim? You win!

Congrats, Kim! Just because everybody else is lame doesn’t mean we have to be! The design picked by Rooker will be made into a tee-shirt so be sure to get your tee-shirt size and mailing address to us so we can get that rolling!

Check out Kim’s awesome designs below and be jealous that she gets cool shit and YOU DON’T!

We did get a weird and cool song from Natasha (aka @Infernal_Racket) that she wanted to share with Rooker and the rest of us. Check it out.

Natasha will get something cool too, so Natasha, send us your address as well.