We here at MichaelRookerOnline would like to wish Rooker a Very Happy Birthday today! Now to the rest of you… LAME! The only person not lazy enough to submit a design for the birthday art contest was Kim S. (aka, @TenderloinBaby) who submitted ALL of the designs! Guess what, Kim? You win! Congrats, Kim! Just [...]

by Deepdarkred As most of you know, or should know (I am frowning at the unaware ones right now) on April 6th we’re in for a big celebration. Michael Rooker is throwing a party to welcome his birthday. A new year, some cake, some booze, you know the drill. And of course, we couldn’t miss [...]